Here I was thinking that Hallmark original Christmas movies were disastrously bad. Little did I know that their dramas are possibly even worse.

Movies like these honestly make me wonder what it was that made the lead actors interested in signing on in the first place. Surely it can’t be that they read the script and thought it was good, right?

It seemed as though they were reading off of cue cards held up off-camera or something.

Plus why do these Hallmark Originals have to be so drab and ugly to look at? 

It would have been nice to have been able to look at some great cinematography and to have seen some good uses of lighting,

but Ships in the Night can’t even succeed in that department. All around, this is one mysbut Ships in the Night can’t even succeed in that department. All around, this is one mystery that you’ll have trouble solving.tery that you’ll have trouble solving.

Not because it’s complicated, but because you’ll have the urge to fall asleep just a few minutes in.

Hallmark Movies and Mysteries